Lesson 2: Relearn lesson 1 until it is engraved into your bones.
Lesson 3: Lesson 2 *can* be applied literally.
Lesson 4: Lessons 2 through 3 are mandatory for those who try and go against the curriculum of lesson 1.
Lesson 5: There is no lesson 5.
Lesson 6: How to make your own ice cream.
Lesson 1: Do NOT threaten Kate