Michelle: This character looks exactly like you. Like, uncanny resemblance. Is this some kinda weirdly elaborate plot you setup as a joke, or did you seriously not realize this?

Phil: You're not going to get me again. I'm not going to be goaded into being teaswed more tonight.

Michelle: Cute– But seriously, look at this closely.

Phil: OK... Now I'm creeped out. Why am I a sexy catgirl in a book?