Sound Effect: SPLORKSH!

Phil: Making yourself squishy might make it slower, you still won't be able to escape.

Phil: Besides, transforming fills you with magic.

Sound Effect: GRIND!

Phil: And it seems no matter where you are from, magic is magic.

Phil: I seewm to adapt to magic very quickly too. Do you have a concept of luck beyond the universe? If so, I'm sorry you are so unlucky.