Fortune Cookie: Bad Fortune Befalls Those Who Cheat On A Cute Catgirl.

Phil: That's– Really specific.

Michelle: What is?

Phil: Here.

Michelle: Wow– Huh–

Michelle: Excuse me, ma'am? Part of that to-go order is for our girlfriend, his fiance.

Waitress: Oh... Oh! Wow. Sir, I'll get you a new fortune?

Phil: No need! I know how fortunate I am! Honestly– It's scary.