Michelle: Sooo, I've avoided talking about it for a while now, but you see yourself as very fortunate?

Phil: I'm basically invulnerable, I have a super rich friend that has my back if I need anything, and a ton of amazingly skilled friends in general.

Michelle: And you also sleep with two cute girls almost every night, why leave that out?

Phil: Well, I'm not "The Harem Keeper," that's Kate. I'm just part of the harem! Still, pretty great I get to sleep with two sexy women almost every night.