Kate: What did you have in mind then?

Michelle: Japan is the obvious choice for you weebs–

Kate: Naturally– But?

Michelle: Phil will get lost there without good direction, so I have an idea.

Phil: I do get overwhelmed with options sometimes.

Michelle: How about a cruise in Japan then? They have an itinerary for you to follow, and some unique sights and things.

Phil: I like it, now, can you both move over a bit so I can get up to use the bathroom?